The power to survive at absolute zero

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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swear words -jesse

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!