swear words -jesse

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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the ability to look into your brain

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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the power to beathe

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!