The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to like any show

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!