The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to bleed anally at will

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!