- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

Nope. Just nope.

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to die at will

The power to like this power

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The power to be an idiot.

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The power to volunteer as tribute.

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

Pointless Super Powers