You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to turn water into wine.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to have no powers

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!