- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to know who farted at any time.

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

power to blow up your own head only once,

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

having the same super powers as batman!

The power to teleport through open doors.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

to randomly self destruct at any time

The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The ability to smell colors

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

The power to breath at will.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

Pointless Super Powers