The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to be a gamer

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to revive Hitler.

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!