The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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Acid pee

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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to die when you are happy

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to live.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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the ability to post here

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!