- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

the power to walk on land.

All of aquaman's powers.

The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The power to jerk off without using your hands

The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

The power to have superpowers from the beginning

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

The power to remove all flavour from food.

The power to grab a cats face

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

Pointless Super Powers