The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to have a V8

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!