The power to teleport through open doors.

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

Being alive (until you die).

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

anything Aquaman does

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

The power to take edible shits.

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

The power to release the bogus

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!