The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to start time.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!