The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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Being alive (until you die).

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to die

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!