The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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To shit bricks.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!