- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

the ability to constantly have the fever

32% Levitation.

The ability to make dogs sneeze

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The power to turn into an escalator

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

Power to instantly turn drunk

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

the ability to make something that docent exists

The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

The power to become a llama.

Pointless Super Powers