The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power of being pointless

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to sharpen a pen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!