- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power to be 6% fireproof

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The power to clap 14 times a second

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

The ability to see through insects.

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

The power to smell like body odor at will

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

The ability to see everything in black and white.

Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

The power to eat food.

Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

Pointless Super Powers