- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

The ability to eat anything except for food

the power to control your own body movements

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

The power to stick your head up your ass

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

The power to waste money

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The power to explode on demand.

The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power to grow one wing

The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

the pouwer giv mee gramr

the power to be wrong

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

the power to see when the lights are on

Pointless Super Powers