The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to not get shit dick

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!