The power to not get shit dick

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!