The power to shit out toilet paper.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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the power to misspell

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power of being pointless

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!