the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to shit without squinting.

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the power to fly while under water

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!