The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power drown in water

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The power to think of food

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to become a llama.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to transform into baby food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!