Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to live.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!