The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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the power to complete math exercises

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power of self mind control

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!