The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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the power to like charlie

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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the powre to spel

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The ability to hear fish.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!