The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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the power to in power your self

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to freeze ice

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!