Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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Nihat Do?an

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to mind reeds

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to smell poo...

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!