The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to like any show

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!