The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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To pee standing up.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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the power to create bad superpowers

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!