The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!