The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to die while dieing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!