the power to see into the present.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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the power to control your own body movements

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!