The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to sh*t bricks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!