The power to to think less

thumb_up thumb_down +20

The power to have 21/20 vision.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

The power to be pointless!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

The power to fly when u are in an elevator

thumb_up thumb_down -22

The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

The power to listen to justin beiber

thumb_up thumb_down -98

The power to write complete sentenc

thumb_up thumb_down +133

The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

thumb_up thumb_down +123

the power to fail

thumb_up thumb_down +119

the power to shout and make people piss their pants

thumb_up thumb_down +117

the power to be infinitely constipated

thumb_up thumb_down +115

the power to in power your self

thumb_up thumb_down +113

The power to waste time reading this.

thumb_up thumb_down +109

The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The power to mind control inanimate objects.

thumb_up thumb_down +101

Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

thumb_up thumb_down +101

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

thumb_up thumb_down +95

The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

thumb_up thumb_down +95

the pouwer giv mee gramr

thumb_up thumb_down +93

the power to sneeze cum

thumb_up thumb_down +93

the power to read captchas

thumb_up thumb_down +93

The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

thumb_up thumb_down +93

The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

thumb_up thumb_down +91

the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

thumb_up thumb_down +89

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!