The power to get hard at will.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!