The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to become famous on vine

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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Meatvision.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to see forever

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!