The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to create powers

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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the power to be able to blow air

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!