the power to read captchas

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to watch tv

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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Nihat Do?an

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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to make asians smart

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!