- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

the ability to constantly have the fever

The ability to make dogs sneeze

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

The power to blame it on the Boogie

to die when you are happy

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

Crap out everything you're allergic too

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

X ray vision on chairs

The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

The power to look TV

The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

The power to see your neck without a mirror

The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

Pointless Super Powers