The power to die at will.

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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levi Hahne is gay

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the power to transform into a rock.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!