the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The ability to levitate birds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!