The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to turn into a pebble

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to shit without squinting.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!