- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to make my own sandwich

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

The power to open a walnut with your mind

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

the power to be good at something your already good at.

The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

The power to think your dreams are real.

The power to see you're self in a mirror

the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

The power to change lemonade into lemons.

the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

the power to write only the letter R

The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

Pointless Super Powers