The power to live.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to become a llama.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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A good Kisser

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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the power to complete math exercises

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The ability to part hair.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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Acid pee

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!