- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

the power to fly while under water

To be able to summon old people

The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

the power to shit with your mouth

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

To pee standing up.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

The power to poop whenever you want.

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

Pointless Super Powers