The power of self mind control

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to be a woman

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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the power to like charlie

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!