The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power of being pointless

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to die using only your mind.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to think of food

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to eat your own face.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!