The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to turn into random objects

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!