The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!