Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to lose this power.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!