the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!