The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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swear words -jesse

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!