- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fly, but only when you poop

the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

the power to make realy convincing whale noises

The power to ejaculate

The power to make yourself deaf.

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

the power to eat bread

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

Pointless Super Powers