the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The ability to smell colors

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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the power to eat bread

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!