the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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to make asians smart

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!