the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to freeze ice

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to poop standing up

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to suck your own dick

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!