The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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the power to make bubles without soap

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!