The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to mind reeds

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to become black!

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power drown in water

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!