The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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the power to jerk off

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to stop existing.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!