The power to be pointless!

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to be dead

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!