The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to die early.

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!