The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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the power to jerk off

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!