The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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to spelle caretly

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to know where the beef is

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to get hard at will.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!